Скороговорки на английском языке - отличный способ развить правильную артикуляцию звуков английского языка. Имейте ввиду, чтобы получить реальный эффект, скороговорки надо произносить вслух, а не читать "про себя". Некоторые скороговорки на этой странице совсем короткие и состоят всего из нескольких слов, другие представляют из себя целые стихи или даже короткие истории. Попробуйте выучить несколько скороговок наизусть, - это занимательно и очень полезно для совершенствования навыков английского.

Английские скороговорки - один из методов, используемых на наших курсах обучения иностранным языкам в Казани. 

What noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most. 

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right. 

Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke. 

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs. 

How many cookies could a good cook cook 
If a good cook could cook cookies? 
A good cook could cook as much cookies 
As a good cook who could cook cookies.

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch? 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. 
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, 
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

How much dew does a dewdrop drop 
If dewdrops do drop dew? 
They do drop, they do 
As do dewdrops drop 
If dewdrops do drop dew.

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. 
Where she sits she shines, 
And where she shines she sits.

How many boards 
Could the Mongols hoard 
If the Mongol hordes got bored? 

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

Denise sees the fleece, 
Denise sees the fleas. 
At least Denise could sneeze 
And feed and freeze the fleas.

Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning. 

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

There was a fisherman named Fisher 
who fished for some fish in a fissure. 
Till a fish with a grin, 
pulled the fisherman in. 
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher. 

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, 
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, 
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, 
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! 

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

Santa's Short Suit Shrunk name of a children's book

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly ever 'appen. 

One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.

Eleven benevolent elephants

Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...

Willy's real rear wheel

If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

Pirates' Private Property

What a terrible tongue twister, 
what a terrible tongue twister, 
what a terrible tongue twister...

A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

 How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot. 

How much wood would a woodchuch chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me. 
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?
Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.
Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.
Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?
Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.
Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?
Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right. 

 Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

 Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

How many cans can a cannibal nibble 
if a cannibal can nibble cans? 
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble 
if a cannibal can nibble cans.

 Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

 Four furious friends fought for the phone.

 Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.

 Black background, brown background.

 Why do you cry, Willy? 
Why do you cry? 
Why, Willy? 
Why, Willy? 
Why, Willy? Why?

 Very well, very well, very well ...

 Tie twine to three tree twigs.

 Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

 Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

 Three short sword sheaths.

 Green glass globes glow greenly.

 She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.

 I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

 As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.

 Black back bat.

 The queen in green screamed.

 Six slimy snails sailed silently.

 I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

 Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.

Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.

 The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

 Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.

 We're real rear wheels.

 Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.

 I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

 Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

 On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

 Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.

 Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

 How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

 He threw three free throws.

 Fresh French fried fly fritters.

 Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.

 Eddie edited it.

 I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

 Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...  

She slits the sheet she sits on. 

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets 
of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. 

A twister of twists once twisted a twist. 
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist. 
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, 
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists. 

Red lolly, yellow lolly. 

I am a mother pheasant plucker, 
I pluck mother pheasants. 
I am the best mother pheasant plucker, 
that ever plucked a mother pheasant! 

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front 
in the front of her country cut pettycoat. 

Knapsack strap. 

Where Molly had had "had had", "had had" had had the teacher's approval. 

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish. 

Great gray goats 

Whenever the weather is cold. 
Whenever the weather is hot. 
We'll weather the weather, 
whatever the weather, 
whether we like it or not. 

Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ... 

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better! 

There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch. 

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks? 

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs. 

One smart man, he felt smart. 
Two smart men, they both felt smart. 
Three smart men, they all felt smart. 

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker 
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock 
or some joker who is slicker 
is going to trick you of your liquor 
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. 

Clowns grow glowing crowns. 

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager 
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? 

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers 
Such skill as sewing shirts 
Our shy young sister Suzie shows 
Some soldiers send epistles 
Say they'd rather sleep in thistles 
Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews. 

Richard's wretched ratchet wrench. 
Rubber baby buggy bumpers. 

Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter. 
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. 
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. 
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, 
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. 
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter. 

A box of biscuits, 
a box of mixed biscuits, 
and a biscuit mixer. 

When a doctor doctors a doctor, 
does the doctor doing the doctoring 
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or 
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? 

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch? 

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts! 

She sees seas slapping shores. 

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas. 

Betty bought some butter, 
but the butter Betty bought was bitter, 
so Betty bought some better butter, 
and the better butter Betty bought 
was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before! 

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit. 

I'm not the fig plucker, 
nor the fig pluckers' son, 
but I'll pluck figs 
Till the fig plucker comes. 

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue. 

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought 
I thought I thought. 
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, 
I wouldn't have thought so much. 

The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding. 

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan. 
But do not buy too big a toboggan! 
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan. 

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? 
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans. 

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

А сейчас немного отдохнем и почитаем про экскурсии по Казани на английском языке.

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